Gnome Army recruiters may be coming to a townhall near you. Bring a blender, some spoons, a bottle of fine whiskey, and something pointy! Gnomes have no predilection for shiny things. If you do, you may not be bright enough to join. Consider starting your own foil collection. Create a foil beanie and wear it often. Go rent some DVDs. Music is always a good choice. Brought to you by the letter G.
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